Pregnancy puts a dent in your dating life--

Pregnancy puts a dent in your dating life-- Yup, the title says it all. My biological clock was ticking, and not to sound like a 16 year old human teenager, but everyone else was doing it, so I took the plunge, or actually, let Roo *ahem "Take the plunge" *wink *wink. I figured I would try a guy once, and that would be that, I could say been there, done that, and then maybe Lulu would lay off me about my Birkenstock and pension for flannel. Oh my surprise when mom looked at me one day, called dad over and said "I think Blue is pregnant". Now, they knew I was experimenting and stuff, and since I'm daddy's favorite, he said that if I didn't want to join the breeding program I didn't have to, him and mommy would love me regardless. Long story short to this fiasco, I'm preggers. It isn't bad really, yeah, I've gained some weight, Lulu keeps referring to me as "The Lane Bryant Girl" What in the HELL does that mean????? CeCe said that it is a store for bigger boned girls, I don't know what she is talking about, I get all my clothes from the Eddie Bauer and LL Bean catalog. (sensibly, well made and comfortable all rolled into one, plus they deliver and I don't have to go to the mall--EW!!! Mall ! That's where Lu and her cronies hang out!) Anyways, I've put on a little weight, I've been practicing my kagels and stomach muscle contractions, in addition to jogging daily so that once these puppy's pop out, I will be back in buff shape. Now back to the dating thing where we all started with this. I was chatting with this cute little chick Jasmine online, we had allot in common, same taste in movies (the art noir type films) like the same type of foods, same type of music (Nirvana of course) and I really thought we might have a future. I told her that I would like to have kids one day, which of course would involve a male at some point (DUH!!! Anatomy 101 people!!) She seemed cool with it. Now mind you, we aren't living together, we haven't exchanged promise microchips or anything here...as far as I knew we weren't even exclusive. I had told her about Roo before, she seemed cool with the whole try bi thing, well, then I told her about our little rendezvous in June...SHE FLIPPED!! She threw a fit, she threw my Nirvana CD's out of her dog bed, AND my favorite Pet Smart Sweaky Loofa before I could even explain. I now understand why women drive men nuts!!! Women drive WOMEN nuts too!!!!! I was upset, mom, Bells, and Cooper got me thru it, there was alot of crying, some doggie ice cream (Coop is lactose intolerant..which is TMI, but thought you should know) and we listened to allot of Enya and Sade (Uncle Hanks...go figure?) But I'm in a good place now. Bellas kids are leaving for their forever homes, so now we can focus on me and my litter coming in August. I got every ones Lamaze books, I've skimmed thru them, it seems pretty self explanatory, the come out, it hurts, it's messy, mom cleans them, me , and the rest of it up, she is sitting there with me, this isn't brain surgery....there's only one way they can come out right? Ok, I'll keep ya posted, I am changing my profile online to "Open minded mom to be in search of that special someone". I might even post it in girl looking for boy section, the guys are way lower maintenance I think.

% Blue