Mom and dad found WONDERFUL homes for all the kids. They all have the most adorable names (Cody, Mimi, Shadow, Chip, and Maggie) I have been running around singing the song "BORN FREE" like that chick from the sound of music in the field. I had Blue put me on this exercise program, and I FEEL GREAT!! I have been watching allot of Deepak Chopra too, and he has shown me how to align my Chakras to release all the tension and just be happy!!! More energy than ever, my tummy is almost flat, and I have been having a ball with this new found freedom!
I have been playing pranks on everyone around here to get them all to lighten up a bit, it has been a HOOT!!! Mom says I'd better be careful because pay backs are hell, but oh my GAWD I will take whatever paybacks are given for these doozies!! Let's see, I downloaded nothing but Metallica on Hanks IPOD, then cranked the volume to 10...he put in his ear buds and I thought he was going to stroke out right then and there when he turned it on for his morning walk! You have to understand, Hank is more of a Huey Lewis and the News sort of guy.
THEN!!! I put clear plastic wrap over all the water bowls and sat back to watch, Cece flattened her nose on one of them, then Cooper squashed his face not once , or even twice...He hit THREE of the water dishes and hit the plastic ALL THREE TIMES!!! LOLOLOLOL
Roo, well....Roo was probably not the nicest thing to do, but man it was funny! He's all about his hair, and looking good for the ladies..He doesn't realize, he is THE ONLY GUY AROUND THAT ISN"T SHOOTING BLANKS!!! I mean come on, being the stud in this kennel is like shooting fish in a barrel!!!! Anyways, I put Nair hair remover in his hair gel...He gets up every morning and gels the hair around his nub and stuff...now he has this BALD SPOT! Not so funny really, I mean , it will grow back and all. Mom said that she is going to start calling around Monday to see if she can find him a nub toupee or something. He's wearing a pair of shorts mom fashioned up for him.
Blue, I should not have done this because well, she is pregnant, and she isn't mean to anyone every...but I glued like 3 toys to the floor...She came barreling in, went to grab her special kitty toy, and literally flipped head over tail because she was expecting it to go with her as she ran by! (needless to say, it didn't) yeah, that one wasn't very nice, but she was laughing with me, so I guess no harm done. ...And of course, I saved the best for last.....LULU!!!! This little gag earned me Big Dog status in this household, when she found out I did it, I have to say, she cornered me, flipped me over and was growling and stuff so much I peed myself a little, but still, it was worth it. Her's was a "muti-layered" approach. hee hee hee ...
Her cake eye liner I replaced with water color paint pellet, so she put it on, the second she stepped outside in the heat WHAMO! Instant eye liner run! (which in her world is tragic)
Her cal trate chocolate things she takes every day, we replaced them with laxative...She was gasy as hell, and lets just say "running" in more ways that one in the bathroom! The next day she had a phone interview with Dog Vouge about something...well..we made sure they were recording the call, and we had a whoopie cushion under her 'throne' or office chair..It sounded like she laid the fart that would be heard around the world!!! We hope that they print that she was having some bodily function issues. Yes, my mean streak has come out to play....I am treating this like my 12 steps to recovery from childbirth...instead of making amends with everyone though I am taking revenge!!! I might even be a sexy devil for Halloween this year....we'll just have to wait and see now won't we!!
* Bella Boo
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