Ok, yeah, I'm not dancing with the stars...although I should be the next American, European, and just worldwide idol! Yes, Bella gave birth (whoo hoo, been there, done that) Mom is feeding her all the good stuff (the homemade dog food) BUT! because I am the queen bee round here, I still get to sneak in the bedroom, snuggle with mom, sit in her lap, and I don't care who these other nubs think they are, I am in charge! I really just wanted mom to give me one of the puppies, god knows Bella isn't capable of raising 5 of them to as smart as me. Mom said that I acted like a junkie or something pacing outside the delivery room. If being addicted to yourself is a crime, then I am there baby!! Anyways, enough about everyone else, lets talk about me. I have decided NOT to run for mayor of KRT, the more I thought about it, all the demands of politics would interfere with my massage, manicure, and hair appointments (a girl has to look her best of course) so instead I am just going to take over as CEO, and el presidente of KRT. That way I can be one of those power chicks....wear the power suit, strut in to the occasional board meeting, show them my brains and good looks, collect my check, and be on my way to my yoga class be fore noon. I have signed Bella up for a Pilate's class, hopefully the poor thing will take me up on it, I don't have the heart to tell her that 8 droopy boobs are nothing to show off. I do promise for all my fans out there, that I will be blogging more often though I know everyone wants to know what is going on....as soon as I can commandeer the puppy to give them appropriate guidance I will definitely let you know!
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