Sunday, June 21, 2009

Finally Blue finsihed up!!!


Good Grief!!! Can you believe that Blue FINALLY got done with her little schedule thing, now we can move onto the more important things...MOI!!!!! So much has happened around here. For starters one of my GORGEOUS daughters Gracie came to visit last weekend. She is a chip off this gorgeous little block if I do say so myself. She was very well mannered, and of course, she is a little hottie, just like her mom! (I'm a MILF baby!!!) It was a really nice weekend, I really enjoyed catching up with her, teaching her some new beauty tricks (how to look like you spent 5 hours getting ready without actually SPENDING 5 hours getting ready, and also that pink is the new black.) Anyways, it was a really nice visit.


I have been busy myself...I have gotten great responses to my fan club, mom helps answer fan mail for me (I'm so busy trying to defriz my hair in the morning with all this humidity) I have been trying to decide whether to start a beauty line, or I could write a book....Maybe like --6 inches tall with a 6 foot attitude. I have contacted a few modeling agencies, I don't really feel they show enough petite dog models out there. ...and who better to represent but me! Mom has some photographer friends that are going to be working on my 'book' of photo's. I just can't wait, something as hot as this shouldn't be kept a secret.


Chow for now!
Lulu

A daily grind....By Blueber

Most of these are rants and stuff by the fruitloops that live here with me (you know who you are) But you know, allot of folks wonder what happens day to day in a place around here. No, it isn't all puppy breath, and cute photo ops (although I do photograph well if I must say) There is allot of work that mom and dad do all the time that makes my cute little head spin. I thought that the world might be interested. If you aren't Lulu is waiting impatiently to get on here since she can't remember the password to dads computer so she can blog (and we all KNOW it ALL ABOUT LU!~ note of sarcasm there) Anyways, take notes if ya gotta, and try to keep up:

5:30am, or when Bella starts barking because she is hungry or Hank is doing the pee pee dance (don't tell him I said that) Mom comes stumbling (ok, walking, but with naturally curly hair, she can be scary with that bed head at that time of the morning) She turns off the alarms, gets everyone up, and out of bed, up and moving and out in the yard. Sometimes she has to carry a few of us individually out there (Hank, Coop and Roo hide under the covers).

While we are all out there sniffin and doing our thing, she is cleaning the floors. She is neurotic about the floors and stuff, she must have stock in Clorox, every day, bleach bleach bleach. Sometimes she puts Pine Sol in it so it smells good too. While that is drying, if we have puppies in the house, she goes in, gets them up, weighs them (at least for the first month every day) checks out everyone, changes their bedding, washes the floor in there with this vinegar stuff (she says puppies can't be by chemicals like bleach, so she uses natural stuff in there) She plays with them for 10-15 minutes or so, gives everyone kisses and hugs, then checks her emails, answers LuLu's fan mail (can you believe that one, if people only knew how bad Lu's looks when she gets up in the morning!) Once the floor is dry, she lets us back in, and gets us breakfast. She will also fix the puppies breakfast, and get everyone their vitamins, and supplements. Then she puts us back out while she gets in the shower and gets herself ready to go.

She is off to her day job at about 7:30. Dad gets up, about this time, and he refills out food bowls, water bowls, and lets us in and out again. He hangs out with us until mom gets home around 11:30. He cleans up our messes (CeCe has a thing for destroying dog beds) and keeps Hank and Roo in line. He cleans up the yard after us, and is always doing stuff around the house. Mom comes home and checks on us, gives us hugs and head scratches, then she goes back to work until 4-5. She feeds us again, and plays with all of us for a few hours when she gets home. He and dad hang out in the yard when they finish all their chores and dinner. Dad got mom a really great swing in the back yard, they sit out there every night with us, listening to the radio, playing fetch with us and stuff, and just letting us run all over the place to burn off our 'energy'.

Dad rounds everyone up around 8:30-9 and gets us all in the house. Mom refills water bowls again, and gets everyone all set up in their beds (Hank refuses to sleep with anyone other than CeCe, Roo farts in his sleep-so he isn't real popular in the dog beds, and Cooper snores, so we all have to rotate.) Mom hits the hay around 9:30-10, dad normally goes to be a little bit later. He locks up, turns on the alarms, and makes sure we are all ready for bed.

I know there is tons of other stuff that mom is always working on whether it is the web site, or puppy stuff, or vet runs, or ordering this or that from us. Dad is ALWAYS got something going on, painting the house, working in the yard, keeping the cars all nice and clean and shiny. But now you know sort of what mom and dad do to keep all us all in line.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Boo boopey BLUE!!!


No one has heard from me in a while, but I'm doing ok.....I have no major neurosis like the other dogs in this house, but I do however have a penchant for hanging out on the dining room chairs, and try to steal the occasional food piece from some unknowing diner.


Mom is actively looking for a guy for me, she said that with my lines and colors, she wants to find the perfect guy for me. I found a cute little number named Jasmine online, but mom and dad said although they love me for who I am, a girlfriend isn't going to do much to continue my great lines. Mom thinks it is an experimental phase, but dad knows the truth, he gets it. Lulu is scandalized, but I told her that Dick Chenney has a daughter who plays for the other team, and it didn't hurt him any, plus I won't be doing duck hunting any time soon to shoot a co worker! I'n not ruling out men entirely of course, I am just a little curious about what all the whopla is! I have watched the movie "Kissing Jessica Stein" like 8-9 times now....Good movie, check it out.


I dunno, maybe it is a phase, maybe it isn't...I'm just not into guys like I guess I should be....My color is gun metal grey, not pink for petes sake! If they think I am dressing up in pink with bows they gotta be nuts!


Regardless, I'll keep ya posted. I've got a few people I'm talking with online, a few guys, one or two chicks...we shall see if any of them will pan out.


Catch ya ont he flip side!


Lulu is dancing with the starts!!!


Ok, yeah, I'm not dancing with the stars...although I should be the next American, European, and just worldwide idol! Yes, Bella gave birth (whoo hoo, been there, done that) Mom is feeding her all the good stuff (the homemade dog food) BUT! because I am the queen bee round here, I still get to sneak in the bedroom, snuggle with mom, sit in her lap, and I don't care who these other nubs think they are, I am in charge! I really just wanted mom to give me one of the puppies, god knows Bella isn't capable of raising 5 of them to as smart as me. Mom said that I acted like a junkie or something pacing outside the delivery room. If being addicted to yourself is a crime, then I am there baby!! Anyways, enough about everyone else, lets talk about me. I have decided NOT to run for mayor of KRT, the more I thought about it, all the demands of politics would interfere with my massage, manicure, and hair appointments (a girl has to look her best of course) so instead I am just going to take over as CEO, and el presidente of KRT. That way I can be one of those power chicks....wear the power suit, strut in to the occasional board meeting, show them my brains and good looks, collect my check, and be on my way to my yoga class be fore noon. I have signed Bella up for a Pilate's class, hopefully the poor thing will take me up on it, I don't have the heart to tell her that 8 droopy boobs are nothing to show off. I do promise for all my fans out there, that I will be blogging more often though I know everyone wants to know what is going on....as soon as I can commandeer the puppy to give them appropriate guidance I will definitely let you know!

Yes, I am finally a mom.....


I did it!!! I did it all by myself! Miss Bella Boo Kirkland is a mother of 5 gorgeous puppies! Sasha is the oldest, she is a black tri just like her mom and dad, FiFi is the second, she is all white, but a little bit of black on her nub and head, and of course the gorgeous blond eyebrows, Chip was the first little man born, he's a chocolate tri like aunt CeCe, then Cody, he's a chocolate tri just like his brother, then last but not least, Squeaks, she is my little baby, she is just so squeaky and cute. It has been 3 weeks now to the day. MY mommy has been giving me all sorts of good food and stuff (this grilled turkey mixture with veggies, brown rice, and all sort of vitamins mixed in for me) Dad says I have a skinny little but and I am all boobs now, I guess I could be like Jessica Simpson with my Double D's (although I have like 8 double D's) The kids are all doing well, all are over a pound, and mom lets me hang out with everyone else more instead of staying with the kids all the time. Now we just have to find them all good little homes....Cody picked a nice forever home in Orlando, they have 2 boys, and seem really really nice. Mom screens everyone really carefully to make sure they will take good care of the babies. Lulu keeps wanting to borrow one of the girls to 'show her the ropes' but there is no way that psycho is coming anywhere near my babes. Check out the new pictures mom puts up on the web page (http://www.krtkennels.com/) They are just so friggin CUTE!!!!!!