Greetings and salutations...I'm Smokey, Big Kee, or just KEEEEEE as mom calls me. I had to comment on all this hoopla and shenanigans going on here. I'm a 8 year (give or take a few) very LARGE (I'm big boned and fluffy) Tuxedo cat. I tip the scales at about 24 pounds, but let me tell you, I'm just a REALLY big boy. I'm not huge, fat, or pudgy, I got it where it counts! Dad had me when he met mom, he got me as a kitten. He brought mom home one day, she was ok, she brushed me, gave me treats, let me sleep on the bed, and introduced me to the whole "outdoor experience" (she would take me outside to check out the world as often as she could...once dad gave a key tot he place, she was takin me out all the time) They got together, mom liked dogs, they got the dummies, and now I'm outs numbered big time. They did get me a really cool fountain on the porch with some fish in it...hey, how many cats do you know have their own fish names Lenny and Squiggy? (I'm a fan of Laverne and Shirley re runs) Plus, she got the dogs, and she can dress them up in their little sweaters and stuff...could it BE anymore humiliating??
Anyways, I'm 8sih, good looking, healthy, happy, and planning on hanging out for some time. I have been surfing the web and found the most awesome web site http://catfoodreviews.com I went on there, checked out a few items, and have narrowed down which food is going to keep be buff and more distinguished instead of nappy looking. (no one likes hair balls or matted hair) I turned the other cat in the house, Stinky onto it too. He's alot more 'vain' than I am, he struts around on the fences all the time and is a lot more agile then me, but then again, he is a bit of a show off too. Anyways, if you love cats, and of course, you would be crazy if you didn't we are the lower maintenance critter of choice other than fish (have you TRIED to snuggle a fish lately, come on man, get with the program here) check out this web site....it ROCKS!!! http://catfoodreviews.com ...and tell him Smokey Kirkland, hostage at KRT Kennels sent ya
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