I'm a cat, yes I am aware of this....

Greetings and salutations...I'm Smokey, Big Kee, or just KEEEEEE as mom calls me. I had to comment on all this hoopla and shenanigans going on here. I'm a 8 year (give or take a few) very LARGE (I'm big boned and fluffy) Tuxedo cat. I tip the scales at about 24 pounds, but let me tell you, I'm just a REALLY big boy. I'm not huge, fat, or pudgy, I got it where it counts! Dad had me when he met mom, he got me as a kitten. He brought mom home one day, she was ok, she brushed me, gave me treats, let me sleep on the bed, and introduced me to the whole "outdoor experience" (she would take me outside to check out the world as often as she could...once dad gave a key tot he place, she was takin me out all the time) They got together, mom liked dogs, they got the dummies, and now I'm outs numbered big time. They did get me a really cool fountain on the porch with some fish in it...hey, how many cats do you know have their own fish names Lenny and Squiggy? (I'm a fan of Laverne and Shirley re runs) Plus, she got the dogs, and she can dress them up in their little sweaters and stuff...could it BE anymore humiliating??

Anyways, I'm 8sih, good looking, healthy, happy, and planning on hanging out for some time. I have been surfing the web and found the most awesome web site http://catfoodreviews.com I went on there, checked out a few items, and have narrowed down which food is going to keep be buff and more distinguished instead of nappy looking. (no one likes hair balls or matted hair) I turned the other cat in the house, Stinky onto it too. He's alot more 'vain' than I am, he struts around on the fences all the time and is a lot more agile then me, but then again, he is a bit of a show off too. Anyways, if you love cats, and of course, you would be crazy if you didn't we are the lower maintenance critter of choice other than fish (have you TRIED to snuggle a fish lately, come on man, get with the program here) check out this web site....it ROCKS!!! http://catfoodreviews.com ...and tell him Smokey Kirkland, hostage at KRT Kennels sent ya

Do I look fat?

Well everyone, it's almost here....according to the calender in MY whelping room, the one in the kitchen, on mommy's blackberry, and on her IPOD note thingy, I am due any day now...... It has 56 days marked just this past Thursday...mommy thinks that I am going to have them on Sunday, that is mothers day she says, so that would be a good day for the babies to make their debut. I in theory have until next Thursday (63 days) until I am past due, and I have to be honest with you, I am really enjoying the extra pampering and attention. For starters I get to sleep on the comfy sleep number bed every night. Daddy picks me up, snuggles me in by mom, and turns on the ceiling fan so I will be comfy. If I flip over, he will rub my belly too and call me his momma girl. Once he falls asleep, I just put my head on mommy's arm, or start licking her arm or something, and WHOALLA!!! She gets up, or wakes up I should say, and will scratch my ears or rub my belly. Momma gets up early to make sure she carries me outside to go do my business, then she will take me back in , put me back on the bed, and I get to hang out for an hour or so. I get extra food, and we are talking the extra good stuff. And CeCe tells me that once I have the kids, mom will start feeding me grilled chickend and this special stuff she makes for new mommy's to keep us happy and healthy. Anyways, I want to have the little squirts, I can 't wait, but then again, I really like all the extra attention. Lulu is SO JEALOUS! Mom is always getting after her because she can be sort of mean to us......but CeCe says it is because she isn't the queen bee anymore, and because with each litter momma keeps saying that the puppies look better and better, and she is happy about the direction the breeding program is in. Basically Lulu isn't all that and a bag of chips anymore. I really like chips personally, but I never was that crazy about Lulu...I dunno....anyways, stay tuned, we will hav the baby nubs pretty soon!!!!

Love, Bella!