That is it! I was reading MSN this morning, and I think I may call my lawyer, well, mom's lawyer, and well, without poseable thumbs, mom will actually have to call, but anyways...Martha Stewart is a COPY CAT!!!! (or maybe dog in this case) This whole dogs blogging thing was something I started last year, and now, *scoff, cal you believe it, her two french bulldogs are NOW BLOGING AND TAKING ALL MY PRESS!!!!!!!! Francesca and skippy, or stewie, or snappy (I don't remember what the boy dogs name is) I swear, teach a dog french and they will take credit for everything!! I was going to send her an email telling her that I Lulabelle LaRue was the brains behind the whole idea, but mom says never mess with someones dog who spent time in prison and can make a mean cream brule! (aka...Martha Stewart) I don't know, I just don't get it...I suppose everyone with a nub, four legs, and a computer is going to be blogging now....Just so that all my fans out there who have stuck with me over the years, and will worship me for the goddess that I am realize, Martha's dogs are copying me! Dad says I never actually INVENTED blogging or anything, and well, it is a free country I guess, so well, I just feel like everyone is trying to emulate me now. Mom says imitation is the best flattery, but personally I think that swavorsky crystal collars and the occasional pedicure are much more flattering! Well...I have ranted enough, all this stress is going to cause wrinkles....Cooper!!! Cooper!!!!! Get me my eye gel please, I need to hydrate!! Blue!! Back away from that water dish!!!
~ LuLu the great
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