Hank, get some therapy would ya?

I swear, you would think that dog was the center of the universe....between him and Lulu it is a wonder that mom and dad ever got any other dogs, in the first place. And for the record, Coconut Splash DOES make us smell really good...Pine air fresheners are for the CAR, not my NUB HANK!!! If you didn't always get CAR SICK like a SISSY you would know this!! I on the other hand get to go EVERYWHERE with mom because I am just a good navigator!! SO THERE!!!!! NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!!

It was bath night, our mom and dad promised they were going to stay home all weekend with us (MOVIES, POPCORN, SNUGGLING IN BED ALL WEEKEND...now THAT's what I'm TALKIN ABOUT!!) So we got our baths and stuff tonight. It isn't as bad as Hank makes it out to be, mom has NEVER hurt us trimming our nails, and she got Hank this nail filer thing so that as she said "It won't be as stressful on him" Can you believe this crap? Anyways, ears are clean, breath smells pretty good...well...it smells like turkey, I have to agree with this while turkey toothpaste thing, but hey, mom at least is trying to make it interesting...I tried to get her to get the beef flavored stuff at the pet store, but she thought the turkey would be better. (I have no idea how her and dad can stand to brush their teeth as much as they do...and their toothpaste must be grass flavored or something, it is this sparkly green stuff in the tube-YUCK!)

I have been working on this stink for about 2 weeks now, I almost had it with the right mix of backyard dirt, stinky socks, and something smeared on the garage floor I rolled in, I was going to call it "Eau De Coop" but now, after my bath, I am Coconut Splash Coop...which isn't bad. Mom washed all our beds and stuff too, *sigh, I might have to go find a pile of something in the yard when she isn't looking, I don't know how long I can stand to smell this good....plus, when I am aromatic, LuLu and Hank don't like to stand to close, and let's be honest, that's ALWAYS a good thing. You can't get too close to them anyways, their ego's are almost too big for the room!

I'll let you guys know what movies we watch...I always wanted to be like a movie reviewer....Coopers Corner, Coopers best flicks, COOPFLIX! I smell a marketing opportunity!!! Oh, no wait, CeCe just hasn't had her bath yet..WHEW!!! Either way, I will let you know how they are, and whether I would recommend them.....4 bones is worth seeing, 3 bones is ok, 2 bones if there are no law and order re runs on , and 1 bone is worth burying in the back yard under the magnolia tree never to be found again.

^ Chow for now!!! Cooper