Lifestyles of the *itch and flealess

Yeah, you read the title, that's me, I'm lulu. Technically I am the *itch of this kennel in more ways than one. My full name is Lulubelle LaRue Kirkland. How's that for a foo foo name. Mom had 2 boy dogs, and REALLY wanted a little girl, so she took dad up to see Miss Susan to see some puppies. My charisma, cool puppy moves, and of course good looks made them pick me. By the way, I'm a type B Rat Terrier, also known as a Teddy Roosevelt Terrier. She really wanted a foo foo girl, got me all kinds of pink stuff, blankets, little purse stuffed toys, you know, all that stuff that is really girly girl. (I don't get it personally, because mom isn't foo fooey) Anyways, I played that roll for a while, then I decided one day!! THAT'S IT! I'm bitin noses and takin names! I've got a DIVA name, so I'm gonna use it! Ever since then I have been the queen bee, the main nub in charge, diva extraordinaire, and all that and a bag of chips (I LOVE CHIPS BY THE WAY) Anyways, more about me (because we all know that's what it is about right?) I have had some puppies, and have been the 'foundation' of this kennel. Some nice looking little pups to, everyone always oos and aws over them, and why wouldn't they, they are half me (I was trying to convince mom and dad to just clone me since they would be "PERFECT" but I got out voted)
I keep everyone in line around here, Hank and Cooper are at my beck and call, Cee and the new girls are still learning their pecking order (like there is me then the rest of the world falls in there somewhere) Dad calls me Stinky Lu, I'm not sure why since I have excellent hygiene, Cooper says it has something to do with me being kind of mean, but I can't believe that anyone wouldn't do anything but love MOI! Alright, it's time for me to go steal some squeaky toys from unsuspecting newbees, so chow for now.